Welcome back googlers and other search engine users
(but mostly google, cause my stat watcher tells me so)
Again, I hope you found what you are looking for!
I've been accumulating another fabulous list of Weird Ass Keyword Searches for the last 6 months. I hope to keep this up in the future because every time I look at my automatically generated list that blogspot provides I am fascinated by the strange things people search for. And ever so humored by the things that they found instead. And I think you should all see them, too. I am watching you... (some of you are just terrible at using search engines... )
Quite a few people are legitimately trying to get to my blog, and that makes me smile!
why kids are great wrobleski (but you spelled it wrong)
These probably got you close enough, if not.. I hope you caught us on a good day!!
why kids are great
why kids are great blog
why my kids are great
children are great
That last one is for people who prefer to call them "children"
Ok, we need to talk...
I wasn't going to put this list up. Because it will bring MORE of these hits to my page. But I have noticed that there are lots of these types of searches going on. There are no dirty picture of my kids here, and there never will be. If you are ever here, coming to MY blog looking for nasty-ness you should know that if I can look up IP addresses by search then so can anyone else who cares to take notice of you. Knock the shit off. I sincerely hope you get caught being a pervert. If you are searching for these things and dont mean any harm.. also knock that shit off. What is wrong with you people?
boys pee together
kids grass naked
naked kids grass
tied kid girl
nekked spanking kid
Enought of that bullshit, lets get back to it...
Once I had a kid-ism where Loopy spelled out C-A-K-E and Logan yelled "THAT SPELLS BACON!!" THAT particular little combination of words got the MOST random hits on the blog. I posted a picture as well, so we get image search hits too. Sorry I don't have the recipe for this Interweb wanderers, but back by popular demand, in all variations:
target bungee chair
chair of bungee
comfy bungee chair
Yes, they really were comfy. Kendal isn't heavy enough to sink in though. Go buy one, they are on clearance now!
This could be from any number of posts and I am not sure what you wanted, so I chose some random ones. Here are some really happy faces you might enjoy!
"Really happy faces"
My kids are really freakin happy most of the time.
This is Why Kids Are Great
These two were pretty dang happy!
These are some of the happiest people ever from one of my most popular posts ever with well over 200 hits.
More happy people with really happy faces!
ikea lamp living room
Those lamps aren't from Ikea, sorry. What I was TRYING to say is that everything you see here is from Swip Swap (including the lamps) and the table is from IKEA. Sorry!! But I really do love those lamps.
Yes, it really really is
life is good
do what you like, like what you do
life is good coffee
children hugging in the grass
Sometimes I have NO idea what people were thinking or hoping to find...
kid fell asleep in the bathroom
Hasn't happened here yet. YET
potty kid girl bathtub blogspot
Be more specific people.
logan growing his long hair site:blogspot.com
Although specific, I am not positive you found the right Logan.
kid girl go school
kid girl computer
Grammar is not my strong point, I admit it. "But kid girl go school"? c'mon, really?
and nails done and
kiss my ass anomaly and literally
Ok, this one makes me laugh every time I see it. Its been searched more than once.
specifically, number 983?
has the nook app in horton hatches an egg been fixed
I am not sure about that, ours seems to be working fine, if you nook locks up at 99% you have to hold down the n button and the power button at the same time for 30 seconds and it will reset, your games will be on the nook cloud until you retrieve them by archiving them all then retrieving them. Hope this helps.
sprinkler kids @site:blogspot.com
Yeah, you lost me.
tv show people kids "turn into rocket"
I hate acronyms
big lots decor
affordable and surprisingly decent quality
couch from "big lots"
showing off "silver teeth"
got a new grill, not that kind
kid sleepover site:blogspot.com
not a sleepover site.
sister lap sitting fotkiwhat's a fotki? and ew.
"christmas program" "to pee" site:blogspot.com
Wow. I don't even know what you were thinking here..
Things I can relate to...
jacksonville zoo cartoon
I've been there and loved it. .not sure about the cartoon part though. Ya got me there
Logan used to have imaginary friends. They were grasshoppers named "The Bidels" What is a dindle. I'll have to ask him tomorrow
Yeah, we know ALL about that. Every. Day.
peg owen judy blume
what to write to a pen pal about double fudge judy blume
Write to Judy!! She will write you back. If she isn't well (she has breast cancer) her publicist will write you back. Logan got a letter from each of them, so cool.
SUPER popular searches
my daughter is taller
children taller than parents
my daughter is now taller
"little sister" taller
she is a lot taller than me
my niece is taller now
my daughter is taller
daughter taller than me
younger sister so taller than me
This was right up there in hits with Bacon Cake. FYI.. my sister, daughter, or niece, are not taller than me. My god daughter is though...
never ending story dog
the neverending story persons
the dog in the movie the neverending story
neverending story pics
the neverending story ( just the word )
dragon from neverending story
Kendal still loves Gmork. And its a Luck Dragon, People. A LUCK DRAGON.